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Name: Primate Buddy
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Monday, November 07, 2005

Salt Flats.

Not a whole lot going on lately. I ground some stumps in my yard. That was a chore, but now there are no stumps. I guess that usually happens when you grind them.

Although, stump grinder is kind of a misleading name. If you have ever seen one of the monster sized grinders you can rent from Lowes or what not, it's more like a stump shredder, with what look like the knobby part of a chicken legbone all around the "cutting" wheel. Basically it pulls the stump apart.

The gout returned in my foot. Yay, it seems like any time I put any sort of strain on it, like standing, kneeling, walking around, grinding stumps, et cetera, it returns. It doesn't get me down anymore though because I know in a couple days it'll be settled down, ready to allow me 2 or 3 weeks of minimal-discomfort light activity. I am gonna weigh 500lbs soon.

I am reworking my network. My firewall PC running Windows 2000 Advanced Server that served me faithfully for 4 years without any sort of maintenance at all, served me by running in my closet without a keyboard, monitor, or mouse without complaint, finally gave up the ghost when I tried to move it.

Poor soul. Evidently, the strain was more than he could bear.

I have a new door! Yay for human technology! My old door obtained a hole, so I had to replace it. I have been sans door for several months. My new door, like my old one, will not stay open since the door frame is crooked. To counteract it, I have placed two powerful neodymium magnets I harvested from some old hard disk drives in a repulsion arrangement on the floor and door respectively. Together they act as a snap, an electrodynamic doorstop that keeps the door open and against the wall. Yay for physics! Fascinating physical phenomena right at my fingertips and I use it to prop open my gimpy door. I can also stick it to the BB in my ear.

10 Comments:

Blogger Neonalune said...

My husband is such a DORK. DORK. DORK. DORK.

You didn't tell them you spent two hours taking those magnets out of those old hardrives :-)

11/07/2005 09:10:00 PM  
Blogger Primate Buddy said...

I said they were "harvested" which is enough!

11/07/2005 10:40:00 PM  
Blogger Natalia said...

Wait...I am still laughing over the door that OBTAINED a hole.

ROTFL....ooh ooh sides hurt.... hehehe I can't breathe.

-N

11/08/2005 04:08:00 PM  
Blogger Primate Buddy said...

Whaaaaat. I don't want to feel like I am being made fun of here.

Physical phenomena has the dubious historical distinction of being used for the most inane purposes.

Take gravity. When Newton formulated his astounding equation thus opening the world to gravity, the world responded basically by saying "yeah but what can we do with it?" So, Newton invented the water-balloon.

Or when Einstein discovered relativity, all that could really be said was "I hope it makes a great cup of joe."

So I really don't feel all that bad about the electrodynamic repulsion of two rare-earth elements being used as a doorstop. Not a bit.

11/08/2005 08:17:00 PM  
Blogger Neonalune said...

OMG.

Love you sweetie :-)

11/08/2005 09:17:00 PM  
Blogger trish said...

"Stump grinder" sounds like a bad porn movie

11/12/2005 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Jenn said...

I desperately wanted to please you by commenting on your blog as you remind me every day I haven't done yet... but unlike your wife you don't update it quite as often so I guess I'll have to comment on your stump grinding... stump... grinder... y'know I have to admit that does sound like a pr0n.

11/12/2005 02:35:00 PM  
Blogger Neonalune said...

Um...Jenn...you are not allowed to start sounding like my husband. You must delete pr0n from your vocabulary.

(I just wanted to be the 8th comment :-)

11/13/2005 08:06:00 AM  
Blogger SignGurl said...

I read your comments on Sassinak's blog. All I can say is that your wife is a very lucky woman.

I read your response to my husband and he said that you should write an manual, hehehe.

11/14/2005 10:27:00 PM  
Blogger Primate Buddy said...

Watch this space...I may just put a "how I make Mrs. Buddy happy" story here LOL!

11/14/2005 11:52:00 PM  

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