I Have Updated.

Well, here I am, again.

So, maybe this blog post will be about things that annoy me. Like, people who want to be different but are seriously not, or people who say things like "why be normal" or "what is normal anyway?"

I laugh at people a lot. People try so hard to be something that they end up following one crowd or another. Most people remind me of Jean Teasdale.

Tattoos annoy me. I used to want a tattoo, but I grew up. It was bad enough I got an earring. I knew a guy that was close to my age and got a plug in his ear. His goal was to get one of those stupid-looking flesh tunnels. It was sad. I have a theory about most people who modify their outside; they are boring on the inside. That's been the case with most modifyers I have met, anyway.

Boastful people annoy me a great deal. I am not boastful, maybe that's why I never get ahead. Sometimes I wonder if I am boasting about not boasting. It's not that exciting things never happen in my life, but I generally think the exciting things are for me and my close people to know about. I don't like to share because it's nobody's business really, and they don't care anyhow.

I know a guy who, no matter what you say you have done, he's done it better, with more intensity, because that is how he grew up. Lived in a bad neighborhood? His was worse. Just make sure you don't get on his bad side because he is a killer. If he ever caught you stealing even a morsel of old food from the among the dust and grease underneath his refrigerator, he'd shoot you in the brains. He carries an 8 instead of a 9 cuz he can save weight on the quick draw. I roll my eyes a lot around him. I think my theory applies to him as well. I mean, he works in IT for crissake.

It's really late, and our Christmas Ornament Removal System is sleeping with mommy tonight because she apparently has dominion over my side of the bed. It's ok, I know she feels bad because she's getting another tooth to take care of.